she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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