you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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