I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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