i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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