i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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