You really coming over, don't trick.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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