Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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