Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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