So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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