he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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