and i looked up. we had an audience...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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