I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
And then he peed in my hair
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