some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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