it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
