that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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