Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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