did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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