Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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