No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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