her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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