can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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