I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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