no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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