we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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