He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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