I don't think brook has ever known best
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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