I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
