Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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