Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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