it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
