He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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