Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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