i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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