Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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