I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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