just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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