He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There's always time for handjobs
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize