I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
