that's an acceptable place to lick
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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