It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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