AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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