playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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