Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
