So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I am naked and annoyed.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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