The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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