I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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