just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
