dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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