Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You don't make any sense
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