did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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