"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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