THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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