Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This is the high leading the old right now
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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