Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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