sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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