Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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