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I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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